- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

Did you know? . You already know!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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