A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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