Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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