What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Penis

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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