- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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