- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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