Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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PICKLES

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Take wrong turns

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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