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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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