- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Phew... it's gone.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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