So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

ever tried african food? they neither

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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