Roses are flowers.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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A women left the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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