Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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this website even though its hilarious.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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