- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Kevin and Ramin

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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