- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

sucks Syntax...

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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