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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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