Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

I am quite mature.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

your face

A black man walks out of a police station

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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