I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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