- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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