What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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