What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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