- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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