- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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