Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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how do you win a game try your best

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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