- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

knock knock come in

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

don't just stand there

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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