How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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