Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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tea with milk?

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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