What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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