- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Prostitution is bad.......

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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