There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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ur an fagit

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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