- Anti Joke

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?