- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

irish man drinking john smiths

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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