a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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