How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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WOw you have no life

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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