There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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FUCK YOU

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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