What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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