Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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