A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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