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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Women's rights.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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