- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Black people.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What do you call double A's? Batteries

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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