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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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