- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

PICKLES

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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