- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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