- Anti Joke

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller