- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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