Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

A man died.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What do you call an arab ?

8===D

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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