What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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