- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Your're racist.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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