- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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