What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

i found waldo.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

tea with milk?

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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