- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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