- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

pobody's nerfect

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket