- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

how do you win a game try your best

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

Fat people

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Click here for free sandwich.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

knock knock no no you go now i clean

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