- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

pobody's nerfect

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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