What comes after 69? mouthwash

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

mitchell palmer sucks

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Women's rights.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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