- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Charlie Sheen is winning

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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