Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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A American seeking into mexico

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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