- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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