- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

mitchell palmer sucks

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Yo Mama just died.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Women's rights.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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