Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Cripples are lame.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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