- Anti Joke

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

my wife out of the kitchen

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Feminism.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

homosexual

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Jebron Lames.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Microwave

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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