What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

A fat guy!

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

A: Do you like it B: No

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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