a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Anti Joke

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