What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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