Black people.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Women's rights.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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