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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Two planes walk into an office building

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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