how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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The EPA.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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