- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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