What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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