- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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