whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

women's rights

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

How old is victor? Half past dead

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

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