A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

The chickens have become self-aware!

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Women's rights.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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