- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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