Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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