- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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