- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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