- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What hurts like hell? HELL

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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