What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Whats funnier than 24.....25

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Why? Why not?

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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