- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

I have read the terms and conditions

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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