- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Cripples are lame.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Want to hear a joke? No.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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