- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

batman farted so hes retarded

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Your sex life.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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