Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

my egg roll

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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