- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

mark is life

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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