- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Take part of what?

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Prostitution is bad.......

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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