- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Where's my tractor?

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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