- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Whose your daddy? Not me

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

think twice or at least think

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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