Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Neither did she.

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Dakota Fanning

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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AIDS.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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