What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

A man walked into a bar owch

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Anti Joke

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