Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

This is not a joke.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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