why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Once upon a time a was born

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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