- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

why did the man die? he was shot

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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