Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Jesus Christ

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Gay republicans

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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