- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

A midget walked under a bar.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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