- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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