- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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