2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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