- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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