- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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