How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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TOP KEK

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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I am quite mature.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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