- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

A storm be brewin!

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

hi

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

you see theres this guy.

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