- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Knock knock. Its open.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Facebook How i met my mother

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

black people

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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