Once upon a time a was born

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Patriarchy.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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