- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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