- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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