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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Your mom.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Puns are terrible. I love them.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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