- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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