Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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so the weather's nice...

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Anti Joke

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