- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Get up Look in the mirror

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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