- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

what do you call a black guy african american

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

you see theres this guy.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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