- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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