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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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