If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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