- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Bob Saget that is all

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Stop. Seriously stop.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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