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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

I have aids

Why did the fish fly It didn't

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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