- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Poop...

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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