- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

The child was fired from his job.

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