What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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