What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Please don't shoot me

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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