How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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