- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Knock Knock. Not home.

yolo your orange looks orange

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Women's rights

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

hey guys im gay

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