What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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mikey is cute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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