- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

How do you scare a black man? You dont

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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