- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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