Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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A storm be brewin!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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hi

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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you see theres this guy.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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