- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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