- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Badabing.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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