Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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