- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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