Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Major League Soccer

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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