Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Balls

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Anti Joke

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