- Anti Joke

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

the game

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.