A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Guest what in the butt

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

The GOV and the WHO?

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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