- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Knock knock It's open, come in

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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