- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

miha kako si?

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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