A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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