whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Praise Paisley

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

whats white and sticky? a white stick

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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