- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

batman farted so hes retarded

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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