What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

If your reading this, youre not blind.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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