- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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