- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Please ignore this statement.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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