- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

No your aunties a joke

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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