justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Chicken

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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