- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

No your aunties a joke

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

I enjoy Popcorn

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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