- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

whats long and black? a baton

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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