Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Nickelback

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Kys

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Robin, get in the car, please.

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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