- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suck pussy

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Barack Obama plays basketball

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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