- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

I'm HIV positive.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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