- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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Wait! hundred billions!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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