- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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