A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What's half of 8? o

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

masturbating on a tarc bus

mitchell palmer sucks

The WNBA

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Yo Mama just died.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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