Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Cancer.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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