- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

nice tits.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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