How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What did Reed read? A. Read?

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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