What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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