When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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