- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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im gay

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

scientology.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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