- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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