- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

what this: b a dead one of these: p

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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