ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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