- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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