Your sex life.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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