How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Yo Mama just died.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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