Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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A: Do you like it B: No

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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A fat guy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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