- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Poker? I barely even know her.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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