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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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