- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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