which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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