Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Antijokes...

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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