A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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