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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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