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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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