whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

WOw you have no life

vote this down and i will DOX you

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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