An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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