Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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