- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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