- Anti Joke

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

knock knock come in

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

i like it in the mouth

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm