What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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