- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

So a seal walks into a club.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Screw it you write the joke.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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