What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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