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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why are white people white? I don't know

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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