- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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