- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

richard is fag

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Your big dick.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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