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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

The cream, it is coming

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Womans baksetball...

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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