- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

A gay man watches football.

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