- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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