- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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