- Anti Joke

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

taking out the trash... at night

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chris Bosh's neck

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Hi.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.