Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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