have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

woman's rights

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Barack Obama is a good president.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Your Mother

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Anti Joke

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