What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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I love you

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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