- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Chris Bosh's neck

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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