What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

A dyslexic blind man

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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