1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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