- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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