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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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George W. Bush

poopy is poopy

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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