Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Rebecca Black

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

HOLY COW!

Whats funny? Your face.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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