- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What did the snake say to the rat?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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