- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??