- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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