Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

A praying mantis is very graceful

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

knock knock no no you go now i clean

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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