- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

someone called someone else a frog

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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