- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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